wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

boringwhiteman:

i give up *throws text post on the floor*

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

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shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

cumfort:

feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

It’s not just Pi Day. It’s Pi Month.

rosworms:

Month 3 in year 2014.

3.14

fuck you, i’m having pie every day for the rest of the month.