It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey
i give up *throws text post on the floor*
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family
when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is
if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up
you are the dancing queen
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
Month 3 in year 2014.
fuck you, i’m having pie every day for the rest of the month.