you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM YOU JUST WANT TO LIKE BE WITH THEM AND BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THEM AND KISS THEM AND HOLD HANDS WITH THEM LIKE YOU DONT EVEN THINK OF THEM SEXUALLY
Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.
My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce
98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿
if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up
I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second.
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.
there should be an award for the people who
- finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
- finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time
ATTENTION: I need attention